retiring.....? why are so many superstars retiring from wwe?

What kind of gift would be appropriate for a retiring Elementary principal? A friend of mine works as a Elementary school teacher, and her Principal is retiring, she's 74. Any gift suggestions?

Where can I get information about retiring to France? I'd like to buy a lttle house in Normandie and retire there, in 20 years. Until then I'd use it for annual holidays. I would like to know all of the details and don't know where to get the information. I would like a small house one or two BRs. But need to find out the rules regarding Americans purchasing and retiring to the country.

What would you write about your favorite teacher who is retiring? -I have to write a paper about my favorite teacher which is retiring and I don't know how to say. How should I write it?

Should I include that I am retiring when writing a cover letter? Will be retiring soon and am job searcing. How do I word cover letter/resume to include my retirement, or should I. THis is regular work retirement, not disability The sitiuation is retiring from one job after many years and getting a job 50 minles closer to home. Plan to work at least another 5 years.

What should I give for my retiring teacher? I have a teacher who is retiring this year and I need to know what would be the best present to give her. She is a ninth grade teacher at a high school who teached honors english. She has been teaching for 30 years and is around 65 years old. She loves Shakespeare, drama/theatre, Greek stuff, poetry, research papers, debate, and is the head of debate team. What would be a good present to get her?

What is a good retirement gift for retiring Grandmaster? My TKD Grandmaster, who has been a teacher and mentor to me since I was very young, will be retiring in two weeks to do Christian Missionary work in North Korea. I was trying to get some ideas for a gift for him.

What are the names of Diego Maradonas Parents and what did he do after retiring? I need information on Diego Maradona. One being the name of his parents and maybe a brief summary of them. I tried researching it but cant find it. I dont know, maybe you can. I also would like a summary on what he did after retiring. I know he went to rehabs, wrote a autobiography, and a Tv show? I just dont know much about it and maybe you could sum it up for me =] Thanks!

What to draw for a retiring history teacher? My U.S. History teacher is retiring after this year so I'd like to draw something for her....unfortunately I have absolutely no clue what I should draw....any ideas?

Why do you think NASA is retiring the shuttle and focusing on returnnig to the Moon? As most of you may know, NASA is retiring the shuttles in 2010 and moving on to a new project: Constellation. The focus of Constellation is to return to the Moon and go to Mars and beyond. NASA states that the reason for Constellation and its return to the Moon is to gain more knowledge. My question is: Why do YOU think that NASA is going back to the Moon?

How many of you are sad that batista is retiring? I don't I'm glad his leaving he should go back to bodybuilding cause thats what he does best he just does not belong in wrestling after his been dissing out La familia do you think he should treated with respect I don't think so. But if you feel sorry for him leaving than explain your ops for him retiring? No one disrespect La Family especially a Guerrero If your not cheating your not trying -Eddy G rip.

What USA locations are best for retiring on a low fixed income budget? I plan on retiring in another 7 years and want to get the most out of my limited retirement account assets. Plan to sell our modest home in NE PA and move almost anywhere in the USA. Have been considering Southern East Coast states but also places such as Missouri.

what original gift can my class give our retiring teacher, from an anxious teachers assistant? I would love for our class to produce an original gift for our teacher who is retiring after 20+ years teaching. All I can think of are hastily drawn pupils and teachers which are then stuck into a scrap book!!!! Any new ideas would be much appreciated. Thanks

Please give details of Tax calculation of a retiring Employee? If a retiring female employee of Private Limited Company has to be settled who is due for substantial leave encashment (9 months salary) as per the Company rules and combined with salary and bonus already paid the total comes to around 3,50,000/- then how can the working be done and also how Form 16 would look like? The employee has no investments or housing loans at all. Please Help! Thanks!

What is meant by retiring number or jersey? Like in football, awhile ago there were some controversy about retiring Jerry Rice NFL legendary receiver number before Isaac Bruce takes up the number San Francisco 49ers. Does that mean he can't take that number (number 80)? Wait.... so if they can't wear the number, how many numbers are they allowed to retire, next thing you know nobody can wear any numbers. wide receivers will be wearing numbers 101, and 140 because, 99 numbers (1-99) has been retired?

Can anyone help me write a poem for my favorite teacher who is retiring this year? My favorite teacher is retiring this year. She's my history teacher but was also my music teacher. I know she loves music (she plays clarinet) and she loves to teach. Can someone write a poem about how wonderful she is and how appreciative we are of her?

Retiring young. How much money do you need to live good and enjoy life without financial worry? I am 56 with one child left in college. I am in good health and have quite a few interests. I would like to semi retire now with the idea of being completely out of the work force in 2 years. I like boating, cycle riding, would like to travel a lot more (my family is all over the place from Portland to Minnesota). My wife will retire as well, so we will lose both incomes, but we have no debt so I think we will be fine. I just want to be sure we have thought of everything.

Is there a corrolation between retiring and death? Not just in the sense that a person who retires is generally old, but as in the sense that retiring removes a large portion of a persons focus on life.

Is retiring with $300,000 in a savings account enough to retire in another country? Im planning to retire in the Phillipines and was wondering whether 300,000 is enough to last me the rest of my life. Its will be in a savings account, so there will be some sort of income. Im 23, but planning my retirement when Im 45,50ist. Also do i need a US adress if my bank is the bank of america?

My principal is retiring. What is a good song for our choir to sing at her retiring party? What's an appropriate song for this occasion? Preferably, we want a song more on the sad side.

For someone retiring before Medicare eligibility, what is a reasonable amount to budget for health insurance? This seems to be a missing topic in all the online articles about retiring.

What are main differences between retiring in Germany and retiring in the United States? I am currently working in the US. I have a good 401k plan. I am considering moving to Germany. They do not have anything like a 401k plan. I am just trying to find out which system is better.

What effect will retiring Boomers have on the stock market? It is possible the boomers will divest at the same time and cause the market to recede. It is also possible they will leave their money there, in different assets, and nothing will happen. In any event, the younger boomers would be at the greatest risk. Or would they? Do the young boomers constitute the bulk of the Boomers? Or is it the older ones? What do you think? National health care for seniors is a platform for the next pres. election, and I plan to vote for someone with a good plan. We need national health care so seniors on SS can have medical coverage.

Does anyone know exactly why the raccoon is retiring? I would like to know why the raccoon is retiring so fast. It didn't retire yet, but I heard because the material was getting expensive. Is that right? And I would like to know if you have a raccoon webkinz and what is its name! I have one. I named it Bandit.

How and when do you get your Fleet Reserves paper after retiring from military? Retired with 20 active years and 3.5 years reserves time and has been out over 7 years. I haven't receive my Fleet Reserves certificate yet.

How do I get into the Retiring Room in The Golden Compass for Playstation 2? I'm playing The Golden Compass for Ps2 and I'm already stuck. I'm in a hallway with one door; it leads to the Retiring Room; but its locked. Pan keeps saying something about the Servant cleaning the windows, but I keep trying everything I can possibly think of but nothing is happening. What do I do???

How will baby boomers retiring affect the stock market? As our elderly start pulling from retirement funds rather than contributing to them, do you think we'll see the market as a whole take a dive?

What did you do before retiring to get ready for retirement? What makes the difference? Why is it that some people are happy and satisfied with retirement and others are not?

What did Cookie Gilchrist do after retiring from pro football ? Yes, I saw the article about his throat cancer, but I want to know what he did in the years after leaving football.

Is retiring with dignity important to you? What would you do if you feel this is impossible to achieve? How would you handle it.

I am retiring and going to school to become a surgical tech. How is the market for surgical techs? I have worked the same job for almost 29 years and am changing over to something entirely new. Is surgical tech a very stressful job? I am an animal control deputy now, and am so stressed from it, I have to get away from it. Also is the pay halfway decent?

Is there any retiring room or dormitory in Mumbai Dadar central station? Hi I am reaching mumbai dadar central station on 29th of this month. I would like to know.. is there any retiring room or dormitory in Mumbai dadar central station? I would be happy if i get the info at the earliest.. Thanks in advance..!!

How many more years until Yankees realize they screwed up by retiring so many numbers? All the players will be from 50's and up, I guess, for another couple of decades...

My mom is retiring from her company after 27 years. She has 2 pensions and is going to withdrawl the small? one to have some money to fall back on. She was told she will have to pay 20% taxes plus another 10% penalty for early withdrawl. My question is, will she be 1099'd on this money if she already paid the taxes on it?

What Health Insurance do you Recommend for Retiring Cancer Survivor? My mom is over 60 and she is hoping to retire soon. However, is it true that health insurance costs almost $1000 per month for cancer survivors? She is in remission over 5 years.. She is currently only working to avoid high health insurance costs.

I am an Australian considering retiring from full time work. What are my financial options? I am single and own my home but am only 57yrs. I do have some health problems which may qualify me for a disability allowance. I also have superannuation but not enough to last 8 yrs.

Can a signed NFL player become a free agent by retiring for one year? Obviously this is inspired by the whole Brett Favre saga. But someone just told me that Favre could officially retire for one year, then come out of retirement and be a free agent - even though his contract with the Packers runs through the 2010 season. I think the guy is wrong. But I thought I'd ask to see if anyone has a link or something that can confirm or deny this.

How long after "retiring" will Rick Flair be back in the WWE? We all know that wrestlers come back a lot after "retiring" (Stone Cold and Mick Folly are two examples of this). So do you think that Rick Flair will be back (in front of the camera) in the future after he "retires"? Personally I think he will be at WM25 wrestling in a “Legends” match of some sort

We are retiring to Oahu, HI. How can we "expedite" the quarantine time for our dog? Our dog is "micro-chip'd for ID"; current on all shots; regularly seen by his vet; has current health papers. We will be retiring in April 2009 - can we "quarantine" him here in California prior to our move? How can we "expedite" his quarantine?

What is the normal retiring age for airline pilots?

How do other Colts fans feel about the possibility of Tony Dungy retiring after this season? I personally hope he comes back, I can' t imagine it without him here. How silly was Tampa to give him up? Please don't retire yet Tony!

What is a good book to give as a gift for a retiring English teacher? She is about 50 and she loves to read. I want to get her a book that she hasn't read before.

How many numbers will the Patriots be retiring at the end of their dynasty? I hate the Patriots almost as much as I hate the Red Sox (and thats saying a lot) but who will have their number retired by the Pats at the end of their career. Probably #12, #4, #80, #54, #50, #24. J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

What gift should I get my teacher who is retiring at the end of the year? I have an amazing business teacher and it is his last year (38 years spent teaching in high school). What would be a memorable gift to give to a phenomenal teacher? On the last day, he wants to light up a Cuban cigar during class (not permitted in school) since it is his last year!!! As of now, I'm thinking of getting a gift card from a steakhouse since he loves steak, but I was hoping for some more ideas. Thanks!

What is the retiring age for cabin crew?

How do I write a departure letter to clients informing them I am retiring? I need to write a letter for a co-worker who is leaving the firm, but leaving his clients with us (we bought them). He is moving out of state with his significant other. Some client's he's had for over 20 years, some not so long.

Will those Americans retiring sell their stocks to prevent losses? If the markets go down it could take some time for them to go back to their old levels. Do you think retires might think about selling in order to save what they have? They hold a lot of the US market.

How should I start a speech for someone retiring at a young age due to cancer?

What does my husband need to know about retiring? He is 50, and is concidering applying for disability due to his physical limitations and mental road blocks preventing him changing careers. What should we do first? What do we need to know about the process - we would like to make the transition as smooth as possible, but are unsure how to go about taking the steps we need to - cause we don't know what steps we need to take - anyone with advice would be appreciated.

Retirement party? My mom is retiring in May and I would like to have a party celebrating her 37 years? of service to General Electric. Anyone have any ideas about what to do?! I am clueless as to what goes on at a retirement party so any ideas will be helpful. Thanks!

Is there an annual cap after retiring and going back to work?

How much money do people retiring from the army get to move back home? Driving from one side of the country to the other (movers took belongings)

How many of you have retired well or are on the way of retiring well? So what are your tips for a good retirement? I need some good advice because when I become a senior, I'd like to be well off. I'm in my 20s if that helps.

How does an American begin the process of retiring in Scotland? I'm just in the "thinking about it" phase now & was really wondering how difficult and/or feasible it would be.

Please tell me some footballers who only played 1 game for their club before leaving or retiring? You must be certain before you post them... Whoever posts the most will get best answer. Please dont just say that you dont know any, because that doesn't help me at all does it?

Now John Howard is retiring who should Peter Costello watch for the knives in the back? Politics can be dirty business who do you think wants Howards job more than Costello and is prepared to white-ant him to get it?

what is the average annual salary of a biochemist that is retiring? I can find the salary of biochemists when they start and total average, but i need to know what they make when they are about to retire. I need a cite to know the answer is real

Retiring !!!!!!!!!!!!!? After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.... I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home..... "I will have to go home and come back later....." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt.".... So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair..... She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the social security office.... She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

Which cricketer retiring is unseeable by you? My favourite cricketer Yuvraj Singh getting retired-That day will be a unseeable day to me.Yuvi is a real rockster and he is doing great and I can't imagine the day in which he will retire.I do want him to play cricket for 14 more years.He is currently 26 and he should be playing till he be 40 and even when he retires on 40,that is hard to see.I can't imagine that time. And Gilchrist is retiring in few days and he only has maximum 3 matches left in his career.He retired in test having played 99 matches and did not complete his 100th.He is just few runs away from 10000 runs in ODIs and he will not do that.He should had retired after he had atleast made 10000 runs and I dont think there was such a hurry for him to retire.He still should had played for 1 more year.And I feel extremely disappointed at that great legend retiring and that is also hard to see by me.Well,Gilly good luck for the IPL and I will be very happy to see you there. Please give a comment on Gilly as well. And please answer here seriously and I do need you to answer here.I wanted to ask this question since a long time and so I have asked it now and please answer here seriously: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080229010942AAlsQkI&r=w I have not yet recieved a answer. I will say this again.Please give a comment on Gilchrist and my question.

Why the water cannon salute for retiring pilots?

Retiring @ 40?!?!?!? My parents are 40 and they're thinking about retiring this year. I looked at my dad's papers and there were a lot of big numbers (lots of money) but I just think they're a little too young to retire. There are 4 kids in the family but my brother is going to college this year, my sister is going to college next year, and I won't go for another 5 years and my little sister is only 3 so she has some years to come. Does anyone agree with me that they're too young or why are they the right age to retire? What age do you think they should retire? (PS- Dad= Railroad Construction person Mom= Works in a Factory (buys the merchandise) === There not luxury jobs but they pay a lot!!! Also, my mom is having problems w/ her job because they're saying she needs to work for a few more years although she's been w/ the company for 20 years!

Is retiring of numbers being overdone in Hockey ? They seem to be retiring numbers for everyone these days. I thought this was supposed to be more an honour for players who truly were outstanding in the history of that franchise ie. Gretzky for the Oilers, or Orr for Boston... Players that are going to be remembered by generations that never even saw them play. Its not supposed to be like getting into the Hockey Hall of Fame which is like a revolving door these days, retiring your number is supposed to be a serious honour... ie. Ken Daneyko. His records were in PIM and for going a record 255 games without a goal. He got his number retired because he was on the team for 3 Stanley Cup wins... The best part of his career ? Daneyko spoke at D.A.R.E. day in Sparta, NJ on May 20, 2005 to discourage alcohol and drug abuse. Daneyko was arrested in Sparta, NJ on May 20, 2006 for driving while intoxicated. What a champion. Technically Bourque played 2 seasons but only one full season if that was what you meant. I'd agree. He was already honored in Boston which is what he will always be remembered as, was a Bruin. I'd agree about the Canadians; You win that many Stanley Cups, you're going to have a few more Legends to honour... You'll have to excuse my spelling for Canadiens; It was a long day... Not every team is guilty. The Colorado Avalanche would probably retire the number for the guy who drives the Zamboni, if he had one...

Retiring Webkinz? Am I the only one disappointed with Ganz for retiring pets so soon after they come out? First they retired the raccoon and the husky after they had been out for 8 months and now they retired the yellow lab! It has only been out 5 months at the most! It doesn't give us any time to go out and buy them from stores! They should at least keep them out for a year before retirement! Do you agree? I am also mad about the panda, leopard, and black stallion (6 months!!). Also the husky isn't retired. My mistake.

Retiring Generals? The pentagon recently found that they had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away, his full annual benefits, PLUS $10,000.00 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body which he chose. (something Congress came up with!) The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a cheque for $720,000.00. The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstreched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked out with a cheque for $960,000.00. Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "from the tip of my penis to my balls." The pension man said that he had better get the Medical Officer to de the measuring. The Medical Officer asked the General to drop 'em. He did. The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said, "Where are your balls?" The general replied, "in Vietnam."

"Retiring" from asking on Answers? I think I'm going to retire from asking questions here. They don't seem to make a difference and seeing no difference, only racism, ignorance, and hatred are not worth the time or effort. It seems you people enjoy the feeling of hating even when evidence is put in front of you that you are wrong. People here want to believe what the TV tells them and not what facts say. It's a sad state. I have better things to put my energy into rather than wasting it on ignorant hateful people. Is anyone else retiring?

HHH retiring or retired? Dusty Rhodes mentioned something at the H of F induction about missing HHH (or something like that). Is HHH retiring now?

Beckham Retiring? Anyone knows when or if David Beckham is retiring anytime soon? He is 34 years old and being in your mid 30s are considered old in soccer...Zidane and others are retiring this year at age 34+ this year. In the next World Cup, he would be 38!!!! Anyone knows? srry...i heard the commentators saying he is 34...YEAH! he wont retired SOON! srry for the misunderstanding?!

My boss is retiring--now what? My current boss is retiring at the end of September. I'm getting bits and pieces of info from people about the way things will be when she retires. I talked to my boss yesterday about my role after she retires and she really couldn't give me a straight answer. She basically said she was making reccomendations to her boss and he trusts those. The clincher is one of my coworkers that I'm not particularly fond of may be applying for my boss's position. I am up in arms about this. I don't know what to do. I also don't know if I should switch majors in college as I'm transferring this fall. I'm currently set for English which would help in my current job, but I'm interested in psychology and education. I can't apply for my boss's job because I don't have a four year degree. So it wouldn't do me any good to waste time with an English degree because it's going to take me awhile to get it and by then someone will have filled my boss's position. Help!!!!

Is Kevin Spacey retiring from movies or not? I heard that Kevin Spacey is retiring from movies to concentrate on being Artistic director of the Old Vic Theatre and I heard he was going to be in the new Superman movie. I would like to know if he is retired or semi-retired.

My boss is retiring--now what? My current boss is retiring at the end of September. I'm getting bits and pieces of info from people about the way things will be when she retires. I talked to my boss yesterday about my role after she retires and she really couldn't give me a straight answer. She basically said she was making reccomendations to her boss and he trusts those. The clincher is one of my coworkers that I'm not particularly fond of may be applying for my boss's position. I am up in arms about this. I don't know what to do. I also don't know if I should switch majors in college as I'm transferring this fall. I'm currently set for English which would help in my current job, but I'm interested in psychology and education. I can't apply for my boss's job because I don't have a four year degree. So it wouldn't do me any good to waste time with an English degree because it's going to take me awhile to get it and by then someone will have filled my boss's position. Help!!!!

Green Day Retiring? Is Green Day going to retire, magazines have said that they will be retiring.

Which Webkinz are retiring soon? Is there a website or something that tells you when Webkinz are retiring? And is there a way I can ALWAYS know which ones are retiring soon?

What is the best teaching from a retired / retiring officer to a younger one? In my experience, retiring officers can be the asset of a department. They have acquired skills that help them de-escalate situations, spend more time talking with citizens, building up trust, and making them feel empathized, rather than jumping to autograph a ticket or make an arrest. They seem to be best skilled at filtering out chauvinistic nonsense and aggression, making them less reactive and more proactive. If a retiring/retired officer could share a most important part of his soul with a newer one, what would he select, to make him as productive and wise as an older one? Crusader, still have trouble with citizens' freedom of speech after all those years, huh?

Retiring from job, if I cannot pay my mortgage payment? I will be retiring from my job in 2 months due to family problems, and health. Cannot pay my home becasue I am going to another city. I do not have any equity in my home, because of a refinance. If I go into foreclos ure. will the bank be able to use my retirement money that I need to live on. to pay any money that I would owe them.

Retiring Webkinz???? what are the next webkinz that should be retiring can you give me them in the order the website says and give me the website plz thanks :)

Retiring from Yahoo! Answers!? From all of my years of Experience now working with Yahoo! Answers! I have come to one conclusion; I'm Either not good enough for the personel here or No one knows the answers to my questions! Check out my questions, they are not hard to answer but I get 5 answers the most if I'm lucky, so That is why I'm retiring from Yahoo! Answers! I'll try to do my own research from now on, some of you people have let me down but I'll still answer your questions I just won't post any my self, Thank you!

HBK: Retiring soon? You guys are gonna' hate me for all of my HBK questions, but I swear this is the last one. :P Do you guys think HBK will be retiring soon? If yes, how soon? If not, why, and how long will it be before he does? I'm really hoping he doesnt...

Are You Thinking About Retiring Q&A? Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q. How many retirees to change a light bulb? A. Only one, but it might take all day. Q. What's the biggest gripe of retirees? A. There is not enough time to get everything done. Q. Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? A. The term comes with a 10% percent discount. Q. Among retirees what is considered formal attire? A. Tied shoes. Q. Why do retirees count pennies? A. They are the only ones who have the time. Q. What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? A. NUTS! Q. Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? A. They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Q. What do retirees call a long lunch? A. Normal Q. What is the difference between a worker retiring and a student going on summer vacation? A. None, summer ends but so does the other time frame, eventually. Q. What is the best way to describe retirement? A. The never ending Coffee Break. Q. What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? A. If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. Q. Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? A. He is too polite to tell the whole truth. Now, the only problem with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Bob Barker is now retiring? yes he is retiring..and seeing other similar questions...people want another damn old guy to take over..they will just retire in a few years anyways..how about some young flesh in there to renew the program..how who do you think would make a good host?..how about Carson Daly..even though he is a monotone robot..but its better than him attempting to host a comedy show Thumbs down?..what a bunch of jerks

Boss retiring what gift to buy him? Please help! he will be retiring friday and i would like to get him something over the years we've become good friends and i would like to give him something to remeber me by. To say thanks for being a wonderful boss any suggestions. Not too expensive less than $75.00

a retiring priest.........? a retiring priest decided to take the young man that was going to replace him to meet a very old woman who was on her death bed. He explained to him she was very sick and that she was to be visited everyday until her passing. This made the young man nervous as he had never been in this situation. Upon arriving and speaking with her his nerves got the best of him. She had a bowl of nuts on the table that he preceded to eat on after the other thinking it would calm him. He then noticed he had ate them all and feeling sheepish offered to run to the corner store and purchase so more. The lady replied, oh sonny thats okay i just suck the chocolate off of them. eewww

NFL retiring players? which nfl players do u think will be retiring after this season.i know tiki barber is, but there are some that im not sure if they are or arent like brett farve,warrick dunn, and other players

Zidane retiring?? is it true that zidane is retiring this year?

When retiring, does insurance follow??? I understand that you have the option of continuing the insurance but since I am retiring and not quiting or being laid off, will the continuation still fall under cobra?? Because cobra does eventually ends, like 18 months. I'm wondering if I could keep it for as long as I am paying for it no matter what??

The retiring Teacher? An old teacher was retiring one year so all of her students brought her presents. The first student, who's mom was a chocolate dealer, brought the teacher some chocolate. The second student, who's mom was a florist brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The third student's mother worked at a liquor store, her son came up to the teacher with a box that was dripping. The teacher looked at the box and even tasted the liquid from the box and said, "I bet thats some sort of fine wine in there." The student replied, "Nope my mom's a b1tch, the puppy in the box must have taken a piss."

When retiring, does insurance follow? I understand that you have the option of continuing the insurance but since I am retiring and not quiting or being laid off, will the continuation still fall under cobra?? Because cobra does eventually ends, like 18 months. I'm wondering if I could keep it for as long as I am paying for it no matter what??

i am retiring on a disability pension... am i required to pay taxes on it? i am currently receiving social security disability & know i do not have to claim the pension (to social security) as it is considered unearned income. the pension i will be receiving is not state, federal or government in nature, however i will be retiring about 16 years before my full retirement age.

Is Madonna Retiring from singing? It says on wikipedia Hard Candy will be last of the singer's regular studio albums to be released under her contract with Warner Bros. Does that mean she's retiring from singing?

How many home runs will Barry Bonds finally hit before retiring...? SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -Giants slugger Barry Bonds hit his 761st home run on Friday night, a towering shot off Milwaukee's Chris Capuano that bounced on the boardwalk before splashing into McCovey Cove. Bonds knew it was gone the moment he connected with Capuano's 2-0 pitch. He let go of the bat, raised his arms and watched the ball disappear before trotting around the bases to a standing ovation. Bonds singled home a run in the first inning and flew out to right field in the second before hitting his 27th home run of the season, solo shot with one out. It was Bonds' second career home run off Capuano. Barry Bonds will hit... 775-800............Home Runs before retiring 800-850............Home Runs before retiring 850-900............Home Runs before retiring over 900............Home Runs before retiring Just an after-thought... Sadaharu Oh or officially Wang Chenchih (Chinese: 王貞治; Pinyin: Wáng Zhēnzhì, Hepburn: Ō Sadaharu, born May 20, 1940), is a former baseball player and manager of the Yomiuri Giants in Nippon Professional Baseball and is the current manager of the Fukuoka Softbank Hawks. He holds the world record for home runs on a Pro level, having hit 868 in his career. Oh is the son of a Taiwanese father and a Japanese mother and was born in Sumida, Tokyo, Japan. Because of nationality laws at the time, Oh has never been a Japanese citizen, but in fact a national of Taiwan, though he speaks only Japanese.

So is Brett Favre actually retiring or not? this is going to be 2001-2007 where every year talks about retiring or did realize after getting his butt whooped by the giants that its time to retire Come on KIMMY!!! thats the worst excuse to use! it was packers who said the favre is used to that weather and would own the giants. SO STOP using that excuse

When is she retiring? I read that For Better or For Worse author Lynn Johnston is retiring this year- but when? i wish she wouldnt

Mr. Wise is retiring in 25 years.? Mr. Wise is retiring in 25 years. He would like to accumulate $1,000,000 for his retirement fund by then. He plans make equal monthly payments to achieve his goal. If the rate of return on the retirement fund is 12%, what will his monthly payments be?

Matt Greoning is retiring? Someone told me that matt greoning (the creator of The Simpsons) was retiring. Is this true and if so will the show continue?

Is Carlos really retiring?? I don't want to ask any one about this, but is Carlos serious about retiring?

Is Lleyton Hewitt retiring? He was just on 'This is your life'. Those shows give pity on washed up celebrities or famous people and basically tell them, "no-body loves you anymore so go away". Does this mean he is retiring?

It Ric Flair Retiring? Tonight, Shawn Michael announce Ric's induction into the WWE Hall of Fame. Is he really retiring from WWE? Thanks

is hank jr retiring? Heard a rumor that Hank Williams Jr. is retiring after maybe a dozen more concerts,does any of you country fans know if this is true or not, have not found anything on any web site

Is Sidney Sheldon retiring already? Sidney Sheldon one of my favorite authors of all time wrote a autobiography of himself does that mean he's retiring?

Mr. Wise is retiring in 25 years. He would like to accumulate $1,000,000 for his retirement fund by then. He p Mr. Wise is retiring in 25 years. He would like to accumulate $1,000,000 for his retirement fund by then. He plans make equal monthly payments to achieve his goal. If the rate of return on the retirement fund is 12%, what will his monthly payments be?

Francesco Totti is retiring after the World Cup!? I just heard that Francesco Totti is retiring after the World Cup. Anybody have comments to make?? I think it will be a great loss for Italy!! I just heard it on TSN!! ontheroadagainwithouty; I gave you an answer on Lippi question....No I'm not in Italy!!!

is jet Li retiring?????? the previews for his next movie "fearless" say its his last action movie. is he retiring???, or is he going to try directing??? or just no more action films and more drama/comedy

Will Susan Flannery (Stephanie) be retiring from B&B? I read that it is undecided whether Stephanie's portrayer (Susan Flannery) will be retiring from B&B. Does anyone have any information about this? Do you think they have put Pam in an indefinate role to possibly take her place as a villian? Tonya- I agree. Stephanie helps make the show exciting. Susan Flannery is a great actress. I don't want to see her go.

is Brett Farve retiring from football or is he going on a different team now? i think that he is retiring from football but my brother doesn't believe me. he thinks that brett is being traded to a different team

Is Russell Peters retiring? My friend and I are a big fan of him. But on Thursday, she told me that he's retiring. But he's like only 35! She told me he has some kind of illness something. Is it true?

Is Tom Delonge Retiring? is he seriously retiring i heard about it but i dont think its true!

Is Travis Pastrana Retiring? I heard something on Fuel TV this morning that sounded like Travis Pastrana was retiring. Is this true?

Is Amy Grant Retiring From Music? Recently, its just been announced that Amy Grant has signed a book publishing deal and that her first book is due in the fall of 2007. Does this mean she is retiring from music?

Breaking Report: TNA World Champion Sting Retiring? 10/15/2007 by Steve Carrier Source: wrestlezone.com? Breaking Report: TNA World Champion Sting Retiring? 10/15/2007 by Steve Carrier Source: Wrestling Observer - TNA World Champion Sting has been telling people that he will be retiring at the end of this year. Some people within TNA believe Sting has been using the retirement card as a way to get a raise from the company. Dixie Carter wants to keep Sting around TNA, even though Jeff Jarrett wasn't big on re-signing Sting last year. Sting has a very nice contract with TNA, as he doesn't have to work the house shows or international dates and still receives premium pay. wat do u think of this

is barry bonds retiring or just changing teams? i ahve no idea if bonds is changing team or retiring... anyone?

Why arent people retiring? I am a young professional and young in my career. My last two companies I worked with I had very old coworkers. Why arent they retiring and is this something I should get used. I would like to see other young people in a career also. The reason I ask is becuase there is an age barrier and the older coworkers seem jelious of me.

is bob barker retiring? i heard from sombody that bob barker is retiring! is this true!?

Candice Michelle returning this month and Mick Foley retiring this year? Yupp I read on a site that candice should be coming back this month, not like I care.. I also read Mick Foley might be retiring this year! Damn.. =(.. Well you gotta retire some time right? Sucks though. Mick Foley is retiring.. for good. Not coming to WWE anymore.

Is Bob Barker really retiring? Today at school I over heard some boy say that Bob Barker is retiring. Is this true? And if so, when?

With the zone.com retiring Age of empires series. where can i get together with people and play it? The zone.com is retiring the Age of empires series. Does anyone know where another site is that will play the trial version? This thing has a loyal following, I cant imagine it not being around any more

Why Sachin Tendulkar Disagree retiring from Idian cricket? He is a greedy man wishing a huge bank balance from commercial AD. Every year he gain crores from this way. If he wishes retiring from Indian cricket no agencies will meet him for contract. So he played not for India but for himself for years. Poor Indian's always behind him but he always behind records for bargaining with AD agencies. His records helps to win Indian team not many times but gain large amount himself. He cleaverfully using medias for his mileage. Medias always receiving somithing from him then making him a phenomenon. Dear Indians be carefull .Please save Indian team from such hypocrites.

Is Hannah Montana really retiring? my friend says that Hannah Montana is retiring. is that true? Thnkx! Luv ya!

Why is Bill Gates retiring from microsoft? Why is Bill Gates retiring from microsoft?

Are you thinking about retiring somewhere besides in the USA? Obviously, I am assuming you're living in the USA now. Anyway, if you are thinking about retiring outside of the USA, why?

On Any Madden Games are there anyway too keep certain guys from retiring? On Any Madden Games are there anyway too keep certain guys from retiring such as Mike Bartrum on madden 2004 retires after the 1 season he only played 10 years but retires when in real life he is currently still playing such as jerry rice who also retires after 1 season but what if i want too keep him longer is there anyway i can do this ?

Is green day really retiring?? I heard this on youtube and i feel so frikkin upset........ plz i really want to know if my favorite band is retiring!

If Bob Barker is retiring...? If Bob Barker is retiring, will Rich Fields still be the announcer of The Price Is Right? I know he is already retired.

WHEN is Bob Barker retiring? Does anyone know WHEN he's retiring?? Like the date or anything? So will there be reruns of his shows then? Or a new host? Sorry, I'm clueless :P

Did you know that Jelena Dokic is retiring?!? Isn't that unfortunate? She's really talented in my opinion, and it'd be a real loss if she retired so early. She's the same age as Kim Clijsters, but the main difference would be what they've accomplished. I read in Wikipedia that she's been having a wrist injury, so it might be the main reason why she's retiring. The other reasons might be her lack of accomplishment on the tennis court, I mean, from someone in the Top 5 of the world, playing Grand Slams, now having to play in $10,000 events (due to a drop in the ranking, to 600s I think) and on top of that losing in those small events. Do you agree, or do you have other theories? Maybe some of it is Damir's fault.. There are some of you who don't know who Jelena Dokic is, which I think really is the cause of her considerable drop in form. She is a former world No. 4, a former Wimbledon semifinalist. In her first Wimbledon, she beat then-No. 1 Martina Hingis 6-2, 6-0 in the first round en route to the quarters. The last time she accomplished anything was 2003, I think, when she beat No. 1 Clijsters en route to the Zurich final. After that, her ranking kept dropping and the last time I heard it was around the 650s. If you followed tennis only after 2004, then chances are you don't know her.