Today is the big day. I saved most of my money working at Blockbuster Video to have sex with a?

Female Call Girl Escort that looks like Shakira. After years of being rejected & ignored by females TONIGHT WILL BE MY NIGHT. I realized that this will be the only way for me to have sex with beautiful women and I am gone to try to do this every month. I will makes sure I wear condoms and have a great time. My question is for the guys. How should I prepare my self for this Sexy lady. This will be the most beautiful woman I will ever get with in my life and I do not want to screw this up. Guys please help me. And as for you ladies that are against escort services, JUST GO TO HELL. I am tired of playing your stupid mind games.

Public Comments

1. Good luck
2. Just do whatever you feel comfortable with. Have a good time...I guess?
3. There is no preparation other then make sure that you have the money. Remember that is all that she cares about.
4. Dude its sad.
5. Is that you Robert?
6. you can't screw it up you are paying for it dummy...you can be a pure idiot and they will make you think you are...the greatest
7. BE YOUR SELF YOULL BE FINE.YOUR HUMAN AND SO IS SHE,TREAT HER LIKE A LADY.SHE IS ONE
8. You're the man! Jerk off before the date and you'll last longer. LOL
9. make sure to keep her panties, that way you can always carry around a piece of this magic moment...
10. hey, ive got a suggestion...dont wear that suit u have on in the pic. it makes ur hair look messy. and really red.
11. jerk off before hand , it will relieve the tension, and u will last longer, besides ur payin her you dont have to impress her, just tell what u want and she'll do it
12. you sure sound desperate,pal.but anyway good luck and don't mess up.
13. Im a female and i'm not playing games> if this is what you want go for it, tho i say there is someone out there for you. Any way just make sure you have showered , clean clothes dont over do the cologne. Relax, smile she will make first move, hope she makes you happy.
14. (putting on his best Wayne Campbell voice) "Party on, Garth!"
15. just shower, have clean clothes, and have fun-enjoy.
16. Wow your life reads like an indie movie script. You could write a great screenplay based on this. Remember Quentin Tarantino started out working in a video store, so keep your mind open. Also, about tonight, I would shower before and afterwards.
17. Do a fat chick instead-Slumpbuster
18. sooooooo?
19. make sure you pull out a batch before she gets there it will help you go longer the first one is a lot shorter to brew than the second have a fun night and ride her hard
20. Ah Kurt, you big ole red headed nerd. You've been saving your money for a long time now, and now, that the night is here, your asking for advice? What else have you been doing all this time? Well if, in fact, your legit, she's going to be a pro, let her take charge and don't worry. AND pop out one before the hookup. AND brush your teeth. AND wear deodorant.
21. Beauty comes from the inside out! Believe me I know. The woman I love has the most beautiful heart and soul I have ever seen. But she is ABSOLUTLEY beautiful on the outside too!!!!! Never seen someone so pretty! Don't be so shallow man, you can certainly find a decent woman, maybe not looking in the right places?
22. "go kurt, get ur freak on, get ur freak on" jack off first. we are all proud of you.
23. A call girl is just a call girl. She will respond only to the extent of money you will be paying, but your wife or a girl friend is altogether a different stuff on the bed. You may reconsider and try again to rebuild a relationship with some one on permanent footing rather go for these street stuff. I pity you that you have been neglected by many. But remember, God's delays are not His denials. Patience is genius.
24. I agree with 'rippin one off' a few hours before you meet her. ALSO, no one mentioned: Remember to wrap that rascal. You don't want to carry around a STD for the rest of your life. Have fun and make some noise!
25. having sex with someone is not everything , and u should wait and find that someone special to share this moment with!!!
26. Have fun and bang her like the whore she is. Make sure to give her the Tony Danza when you slap her across the face with your penis and say "Who's the Boss?" She has probably been banged so many times she's seen it all dude. Have a blast!
27. Dude, just relax and have fun. Remember she's the professional. It's what she does for a living, let her guide you and teach you. Tell her its your first time, she'll probably love it and have a blast showing you the ropes. Don't jerk off before hand like the one guy said. Just make sure you ask her up front for multiple "pops".
28. More power to you, darlin! My friend is a very expensive escort. Her advice to you: Make sure you shower before hand and brush your teeth. It makes the whole experience a lot nicer. Make sure you tell her that you've never hired one before. My friend said she always goes out of her way to make sure first timers feel extra special. Tell this girl why you hired her. Tell her how beautiful you think she is. She may be a professional, but its always nice to hear and my friend said no matter how many times she hears it, it always makes her smile. The most important thing - RELAX. My friend said just treat it like a normal date with an expensive dinner/drink tab and a guaranteed happy ending. You'll have a great time. Good luck!