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what you do when you retire- a joke?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. we came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we are retired. It's important at our age.

Public Comments

  1. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA VERY VERY VERY RIDICULOUSY FUNNY
  2. hahaha..... not so much
  3. ha ha very funny
  4. ha ha ha ha lol!! that was funny and bad for whose ever car it was.
  5. THATS the kinda cops protecting us?
  6. haha pretty funny
  7. LOL..........would have loved to been the fly on the windscreen when the owner returned!
  8. Absolutely great! Hope you don't live near me!
  9. That is so funny!Really
  10. Thats really funny! My sis would ttly do that! :-D
  11. quite funny
  12. LMFAO!!! THATS HALARIOUS!!! BRAVO!!! *clapping & laughing histerically
  13. nice one i like it might try it myself sometime
  14. You would seem to be our ideal gentile grandparents and I bet you both wet yourself when you get to the Home! Please listen to Matron and keep taking the tablets.
  15. As always great joke!! Thanks!!
  16. LOL...got to love old people!!!
  17. toietmoi I saw you on the news today...!! ☆ http://www.osoq.com/funstuff/extra/extra03.asp?strName=toietmoi
  18. So that is the reason I got so many tickets! Ha! ha! Ha! ha!
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