Good looking, wealthy, young and cultured man is searching for commitment, can you help?

I have 23,000 square feet of corn in Nebraska, I am tall and a very successful retired farmer at just 82 years of age. I seek the acquaintance of a lady less than 23 years old, at about 5'6, blonde and resembling Jessica Alba. Call me. 800-11-HOTSTUFF. Hurry up, you don't want to miss this.

Public Comments

1. uh, pigs aren't flying yet, are they?
2. ilck! Not for all the corn in Nebraska
3. Hold on while I look up the number for the state institution in Nebrask....Someone will be there to get you in about an hour.
4. lol..good luck on this one
5. lol can you hear me ring
6. wow.... Sicko! maybe you should go make out with your boy friend.
7. Wrong Category...^_^...
8. I'll be right over!, lol.
9. find in marriage site, any money hungry womens will select you defenetly
10. Your avatar looks like a cross between George W Bush and Alfred E Neumann.
11. Is this where the the movie The Children of the corn came from?
12. I'm a 6 foot, 120 kilo heterosexual man from the UK in his mid thirties. However..... that is a lot of corn & no relationship's perfect. I've been told that in the right light (a complete absense of it) I do bear a certain resemblance to Jess. Do you have any heart conditions?........