Is there any possibility that my efforts to become a super hero like Batman will work?

I was in my car the other day wondering if I could really become Batman and fight for truth and justice in this world. I figure when I become very wealthy, I could hire a team to make me some cool gadgets to fight the human vermin like thugs, scoundrels, politicians, murderers, rapists, terrorists, etc. But could it really work? Or would I just probably die before fame while practice swinging from a rope when the grappling hook loosens and breaks free from a building? Well, maybe i can wear some type of mini parachute just in case. Does it make sense for me to begin this endeavor? Or should I just continue with the work, have kids, retire and die plan?

Public Comments

1. is this a serious question? how old are you? LMAO...thought this was silly! good luck.
2. Go with the work, kids, retire and die plan. Not too many cities have enough densely-packed tall buildings to be Batropeable. P.S. If you ignore my advice, at least don't get a youthful ward. People will talk.
3. dude, stop living in dreamworld.
4. no no, I think it'll work. don't put yourself down like that.
5. go for it.
6. Go for the gusto...anyone with enough money can be like Batman. I personally would rather be like Wolverine. Now that is an aspiration.
7. i doubt that would work but you GO FOR IT!
8. I am sorry but I dont think you will ever be able to be real super hero, but if you get rich you could help fight hunger by feeding the poor!
9. I would advise you to continue with work, marry a special woman, have kids, live a full life, and retire together....this superhero stuff is harder than it might seem! Good Luck to you! :)
10. No it wouldn;t work. Work, Live have kids, die plain
11. You are probably just wasting your time. Just continue with your daily living... nice try though
12. Wll maybe if you jump into a necluar fild, run into horishma/ nagasaki or bathe in a vat of toxic waste then you may mutate, or just get terminal cancer...also Batman...really a hero you wanna b someone cool like Venom or Doc Oc a villian who can kill not some fairy in tight leather laytex
13. Medication ???
14. You would sooner die in a swinging accident than be shot by a mobster...I think you should fight for justice by voting, and do so from the safety of your own home. You would not be able to hold down a relationship because you wouldn't want to risk their safety. It would take over your life. Furthermore, vigilante justice is often returned in kind.
15. It's great to have dreams, but I think this one had better stay in your head! If you don't kill or seriously injure yourself as you described, then you would probably get yourself arrested for vigilante action, or get sued by a criminal you were trying to bring to justice. Sad, but true! If you want to be a super hero how about investigating all the ways that it's possible to volunteer your skills to help others? There's bound to be some way you could use your talents to "fight for truth and justice" whether it's as an investigative reporter exposing corruption, as a lawyer protecting the poor from exploitation, as an engineer or builder designing schools, hospitals, irrigation etc in poor countries, or as a doctor helping sick people. Good luck with whatever you decide to do!
16. Plan for super hero training. bullet vest tai quan do or some oriental defense class police training marines ballet (for ballance and stealth) excercise with added weights (especially for walking) learn contortionism for learning to use the swing method join a trapese act for a while If you think you can do all this, then go for it. It may just be the thing our world needs. Myth Busters have already proven that the grappling hook will work to pull you up a building but not to penatrate a cement wall.
17. Only in your mind! Try doing it in an online world ;) The ground is a lot softer when you fall there! :)
18. It's nice dream. But I would recommend your second option. Far easier to fit into society and the hours are more sociable.Good luck!
19. I think if Batman were in your shoes right now, he would start thinking strategically. Given the amount of money and time I have right now, what can I do? There are many ways for you to be a hero. Maybe you should be asking yourself these questions: Can I become a Firefighter? What are my strengths? How smart am I? What kind of job can I get that will make the most difference? Can I become a teacher to help children learn, and perhaps PREVENT someone from becoming a rapist in the future. Can I become a politician that actually cares and will make a difference? These are actual careers that you can get involved with NOW in which you don't have to actually become Batman overnight. Work on these, and make money, and perhaps someday, this world will see a Batman that will solve some of the problems of this world. But, I'm sure congressmen, with pragmatic solutions would probably do more to insure the safety of more individuals than a single man out on rooftops with a cape. Maybe you should ask yourself the question, is it possible for me to become a navy seal? This is the level of mental will power and physical strength you would need to even come close to becoming Batman. But then, even navy seals operate as a team. Maybe you should find a team of individuals that are just like yourself that want to make a positive difference in the world. Even Batman joined the Justice League...
20. First of all before you can hire any of these people to help you you need to be rich. So maybe, yes your plan could work. But first take the right steps, you need to 1.) get a good job that could provide you with the money. 2.) while staying in good enough shape that you will be able to help people. Then 3.) yes hire your workers. I am not sure exactly like Batman is what you should go for maybe leave out the tights and outfit. But yes pursue your dreams nothing is ever wrong when it comes for hoping for the future. But if it doesn't work out just remember nothing is wrong with a normal life with a family and a job. Retirement could be fun and you don't have to worry about death. You will never succeed if you don't try.
21. You would spend all your time fighting doctors to stay out of the 'looney bin' than fighting crime. lol.
22. I think you should read a few issues of the old comic book "Badger" He thought he was a super-hero,but he usually ended up getting the snot beaten out of him.Other than that,I say go for it.
23. Try it! Who knows? Some of us may see your failure on the local news, or you may REALLY mess up and then all of us can watch you flame out on CNN! Hint: That's not the *brightest* idea I've ever heard......!
24. You know, I think that the idea of being a super hero is honorable and very attractive. but nowadays you wont be able to be the real one only by using different gadgets. you can be really strong and brave, but I think that the real hero must be an example for people. firstly, you should become a hero inside. you should make yourself stand up in a buss when you see an old woman, you shouldn't lie, you shouldn’t keep silence when you see that a person behaves himself impolite or incorrect with the others. the difficulty is that usually people don’t like when you behave yourself like that (hero), because they know, that they are not right and they feel uncomfortable because they understand that they should follow your example but they don't want to. they are too lazy, too firm, some times the want to do something honorable, but they are afraid that people will look at them like at some strangers and they won’t do anything till they are sure that everyone is ready to do the same. that is why it is really hard to be the real hero, you are helping one person, you are risking , you are doing everything for the justice and people say ;"he is a fool, what is he doing ..." and they are saying this not because they think that you are not right, the just don't have enough courage to do the same. but any way, personally I, think that it is worth being a hero, at least because i don't want to kill my honor and my hart only for being like others. P.S. sorry if there are any mistakes, english is nit my native language.
25. I don't know but you're awfully cute.
26. very little chance of that happening.