What are the chances of me getting adopted at 39 years old?
I am sick of working and ready to retire... Any rich ladies out there in their 90's with a faulty ticker and bad eyesight?
Public Comments
- lol....
- You poor baby!!!
- Scott Baio is 45 and single
- Try adopt a pet.com.
- lmfao......your sick but if she has a brother or son let me know! btw. make sure she has no pre-nup or will that could suck. good luck hunting
- not really good. and if you are ready to retire, retire, but do it by yourself and leave my grandma alone, perv
- Match maker dot com.
- hahaha don't think my hubster will let me but nice try ;o)
- I don't think we should dignify your request with an answer. DO YOU? Sarah
- I like ur question....
- get a life................
- Get in line pal.
- I lift in Iran. Me berry berry happy to be you luf gottess..... Come visit....We haft plenty room in d hut... Have many many camels... Make hanky panky all day wit u....
- Reminds me on my Granny 83-year old she just shot herself in the knee. Because she decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple. BTW who would put up with you? Liza Minnelli? you spelled trashcan wrong.
- We may be old but we aren't senile! Dream on!
- LMFAO!!!!!!
- I'll adopt you, you cute little thing!
- I too was adapted for Earth's atmosphere in 39 C.E. You will get used to it.
- oh i wish i were to be adopted into a rich family!
- The chances are good just find the right parents. It's the legality of it that would be in question.
- Cutie..... Just be careful!!! Stoogie is dead!! He sucked expired milk from a 90 yr old rich granny!!! Did you see him here?? See??
- You know folks, when other stupid babies see this one crawling down the street thay even say "That's a damned stoopid baby!" By the way Freeman, I am alive and well thank you.
- you putz! you could not get adopted if your sorry a*ss depended on it... and yeah, there are a lot of old ladies with a faulty fecker, but it is not something you can address successfully... and you obviously have bad eyesight, all this organ grinding... sheesh... Tyler is right, as usually...
- lmao
