I am confused and drunk right now. Should I retire?
I am a liberal Democrat from the great state of Massachusetts. I have a small drinking problem and my hobbies do include drinking and walking around my backyard in my underwear watching my nephews bring over girls to rape. My brothers killed Marilyn Monroe and the whole family has BIG issues with our teeth, flying in airplanes and guns. I enjoy midnight rides after drinking a fifth of bourbon with a beautiful lady at my side as I drive over rivers using bridges. I am so drunk right now and confused. Do you think I should retire from public office? Help me please. And I do think Hillary is HOT.
Public Comments
- whoa, i think you should go into rehab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- yes...please retire and get some sleep
- yeah. after that you need to get some help
- Yes, get some help.
- TEDDY, It's about time you did retire, so you can go find Osama on your own.
