Any ideas for cheap gag gifts for a retirement party?
I'm basically looking for items that you would associate with someone getting older, like denture cream. The items have to be small-ish, and under $10. I need about 15-20 items, or one for each guest to purchase. Thanks!
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- Flip Flops lol If they are retiring or going to somewhere on the coast that would be funny.
- Depends diapers, whoopy cushion. Bi-Focals
- Get one of those remote controls with the really huge light-up buttons. A bag of dried prunes would also be funny.
- I went to Party City to get supplies to make gifts for a baby shower and I was amazed at all the things they had for retirement parties. Hats, t-shirts, bottle bottom glasses, dinnerware (plates, napkins, cups, etc.), balloons, Also you can buy plastic dentures, those denture cleaning tablets, key chains, wall plaques, t-shirts, balloons, balloon holders, plastic visors, readers (glasses) and embossing pens at a dollar store. If you find something cool use the gold or silver pens to write some "insulting" phrase on it. You can also emboss glitter onto any object that can withstand the heat gun (or your blowdryer). If you buy t-shirts from the dollar store or at Michael's, AC Moore etc, you can get t-shirt printer paper for about ten bucks and write up something specific to the individual(s), print it on a regular printer and iron it on. You get 8-10 sheets and if you only use half you will have 16-20 iron on sheets. They have iron on patches with expressions on them too. (old fart, he's my old fart, old farting together, lol). The flip flops are great as are big hawaiian shirts, big baggy boxers or baggy pants with an elastic waste (long or short). Also check out oriental trading. They are an inexpensive place to get different party theme items from. Have fun with it.
- Preparation H
