My butler is due to retire at the grand old age of 92?
I have allowed the dear old chap to stay a further 3 days in his butlers quarters before i make way for the new chap, but what can i get him for a going away present, i mean he has worked for the family since childhood. nothing more than a fiver though, i didn't get this rich by wasting money on pee smelling old fogeys who can barley cook three meals and wash the Rolls of a day!
Public Comments
- get him a piece of gum and a lotto ticket
- How about a pack of Bic pens or something.
- Send him home with a sackful of gold coins.
- are you serious??
- You have a butler??
- why at 92? he should be able to make it to 100 easy.
- A ticket to the zoo to see how proper animals behave after working for a pig for so long
- Bag of jellybeans and a toothpick
- you are so mean .Have you not herd of the retirement age is 65 .Poor old sod he has run after you and your family for years and all you want to spend is a fiver . i hope when he leaves he runs of with the silver.
- Dont let him retire old bean, if you're no longer paying his wage, what on earth will stop him reporting you for all the buggery?
- don't you hate @$$ hats that spam?
- Buy him a home or let him remain in his quarters, you buffoon. Wash your own car or push bike and make your own meals you upstart of an excuse for a man. Ha! Ha! You remind me of the politician who wants the taxpayers to drive slowly in environmentally small cars yet boasts the speed capacity of his own pretentiously expensive, anti environment vehicle.
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- Dear sir, the easiest solution is to allow him to remain your butler, but keep your new fellow about so he can immediately replace the old chap when he perishes on the job. Keep the two seperated, however, for butlers are quite territorial and could cause discomfort and spraying by your new chap. Tip top! Sir Harold Chesterhill of York (dictated but not read)
